You made me cry and you don't even care
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
