Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Semen is not good for contacts.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Randomize
