Pappa wants mamma naked
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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