I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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