ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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