your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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