remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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