How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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