the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It's just like the Real World with babies
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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