I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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