OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
and you said cock pushups were impossible
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
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