Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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