How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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