Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
