Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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