the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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