Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
