left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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