Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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