When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Randomize
