Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
im six kinds of drunk right now
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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