Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Randomize
