there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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