You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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