he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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