Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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