How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Randomize
