let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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