YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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