Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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