I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
