I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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