Joe is yelling at the trees again.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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