just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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