OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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