I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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