I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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