I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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