her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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