If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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