omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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