spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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