his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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