My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Of course I have a pirate flag
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
The adults are the big ones right?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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