Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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