oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
