I forgot how hot balto sounded
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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