THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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