So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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