Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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