Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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