I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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