Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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