you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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