Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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